It’s amazing how fast she could move with her tail wedged firmly between her legs. But that kind of maneuverability is easier when you don’t have a spine.
It might help you understand male psychology if you understand that men see themselves as sexual hunters, like proud jungle cats. They pursue their female quarry through the jungles of seduction and then, with grace and power, they pounce. Then they cling to your leg and whine for the rest of their pathetic lives. Male lions also spend most of the day sleeping. My advice to you, my little gazelles, is RUN like HELL!
—Steve Burgess
Expecting life to treat you well because you are a good person is like expecting an angry bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.
He thinks he’s got some kind of immunity to her headgames? That kind of arrogance is just laughable. I don’t care if you are coated in teflon - if shit is being flung and you are anywhere in the vicinity, some of it is going to land on YOU.
Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.
—Lisa Simpson
A ‘No’ uttered from deepest conviction is better and greater than a ‘Yes’ merely uttered to please, or what is worse, to avoid trouble.
—Mahatma Gandhi
You can all get over over your fear of looking like the bad guy, and have the uncomfortable “break-up conversation,” because avoiding that, is what makes you the bad guy.
—_Sex & the City_
I’m starting to think it can’t be Head-Up-Ass Syndrome, because there’s got to be more oxygen and more light up even the flabbiest ass than could account for such rampant and long-lasting self-abnegation.
All alike, you men. You only want the satisfaction of being through with us first, that’s all. So far I’ve had the good fortune of beating you to it. So I am heartless.
—Greta Garbo from the movie Inspiration, 1931
I strongly object to the primeval notion that women should consider their college years as an opportunity to find a husband. Women, regardless of age, should have an intellectual curiosity that goes beyond wondering if their shoes match their purse.
But why does everyone want a fucking medal and a gold star for doing what they SHOULD do? That earns you NOTHING, that is your OBLIGATION. So spare me the pat on your own back. It’s just a simple as wiping your ass after you shit, I’m not going to congratulate you for having decency and common sense.
An over-inflated ego wrapped in an undeserved sense of entitlement earns a first class ticket to the back of the queue.
